The Amazing Life of Dani Brady

omg another hottie alert!

2009-06-30T17:40:00.000-07:00

Ohmygod!
It's almost July, so this will be my July post.
There's ANOTHER HOT GUY!
<3

Can you spell HOT?
That's KYLE KORVER for you.

Kyle Korver (TEH HOTTIEZ) was born on St. Patricks Day cause that's how HOT he is.
This hottie is 6'7 and 211 pounds, making him tall (AND HOT) and not fat (AND HOT).
Kyle Korver currently plays for Utah Jazz, but used to play for Philadelphia 76ers (OMG HOT GUY PLAYED FOR PHILLY OMGOMGOMGOMGx9001)

Soo uhh, that's all.
ILOVEKYLEKORVER<3

My New Obsession

2009-06-21T08:06:00.000-07:00

Hey, it's Dani.
I know, I already made my June post but I just HAD to post about this.
This post is about my (HOTT) new obsession.Cone/Jason McCaslin!

Cone is the guitarist for Sum 41, and is also super hot. He got his name Cone from Deryck Whibley (HOT too) because he always ate ice cream cones at lunch when they were in high school.
And you won't believe what else. Jane McCaslin and I have the same birthday! What are the chances of that happening?

Well, that's it for my random blog post...

hott guys

2009-06-15T16:58:00.000-07:00

Hi, it's Dani for the June post.
I will make a list of HOT GUYS <3
But they're only celebrities (and the exception of the hot kid in the grey shirt)

Tom Brady
Chase Utley
Cole Hamels
Noel Callahan
HOT KID IN GREY SHIRT IS HOT.
Sterling Knight <3
Asher Roth
FRED IS MAD HOTTTT :D
Justin Timberlake
Blake Lewis
David Archuleta
Kris Allen
Cody (forgot his last name lolol he auditioned for american idol)
Guitarist for Sum 41
Lead singer for Sum 41

idk if theres moar or not
kthxbai

ohai

2009-05-31T16:08:00.000-07:00

Let's have some fun
This beat is sickk
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick (:
Don't think too much just bust that dickk
I wanna take a ride on your discoo stickkkkk!

^^ Boredom right there.
Hi, I'm Dani Brady.
I have decided to make this a monthly blog, so every month I will make a new post. This is my post for May, so the next post will be sometime in June. I will make my posts about completely random stuff! So keep checking in, because some time in June there will be a new blog post! Thanks for reading this, kthxbai.

Hey

2009-05-30T10:31:00.000-07:00

Hey, what's up?
Haven't made a post thing in a while...
Things have changed, considering I posted in like Winter and now it's almost summer.
To start the end of the spring off, I will make a list of people I love.

<3

Tom Brady

Chase Utley

HOT KID IN THE GREY SHIRT <3

Noel Callahan

PLONKY

MAH SHAMMY <3

Nigga (blueboy)

FLOOGER <3

yo2boy

Gator

Stevie

I think I forgot Plonky!

KYLE <3

BEST BFF EVER - Secretcode6

Wifey (Hanna)

BBE! (Stormy)

Jimmy

JESUS <3

SAAAAM!

REDNECK DADDEH!

CPTJack

SHADOW!

Mike

Adam

SHAMMEH <3>

BLUEY! {Bluepower10}

69 buddeh! (Kaseh)

BOLLIVIERKE<3

Friend001

Hmm, why isn't Plonky already on here?

Sly (somehow lol)

SLUSHIE<3

STANLEY!11

Billybob1234 <3

XBOX! (haha)

NiK (THE SEXY FATHER OF TEH BABY)

ZACHY!!

I LOVE YOU PLONKY <3

Donkey (SMEXYYYY)

STEWART BRADLEY ( only sexy player on the Eagles )

And that just wraps it up!
[P.S. I might have forgotten some people, I use liek did the people who came to mind, I guarantee you this is not the whole list]

Merry Christmas! (This time on Christmas)

2008-12-25T17:41:00.000-08:00

Okay, it's finally Christmas!
I know you have all been dying to know what me and Tom Brady did for Christmas.
And now you will!

Me and Tom Brady visited the Christian Lady who yelled at me! We went to the church, and there she was. But that's not it. I heard that Christian Ladies remember every single person they yell at. They will never forget. EVER. And when we came, it was so true. She recognized me as if we've known each other for years, of course as enemies. "YOU!" She yelled as loud as she could. I was not surpised. Me and Tom tried our best to ignore her but it was hard to pray having those eyes staring us down.

But yeah, we lived through it. Wasn't the merriest Christmas, but it was still kinda fun! Stay tuned!

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-24T12:09:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas Eve from Dani Brady and Tom Brady xD.
Short entry, not much for today.
I know what me and Tom Brady are doing for Christmas, but you don't. xP
But don't worry, you will tomorrow ON Christmas.
Happy Holidays!

Last night.

2008-12-23T10:17:00.001-08:00

Hey guys! It's Dani Brady on "The Amazing Life of Dani Brady." Since I didn't have this blog last night, of course I couldn't have wrote what happened. So I will just do a pretty quick recap, and step by step. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR WHEREVER YOU GO.

Take the next flight to Boston.
Come over Tom Brady's house
Take a flight to Arizona and rent a hotel room.
Do "something." (heh)
Get an abortion.
Have the Christian Lady yell at you.

Heh... pretty amazing life I have, I know. Stay tuned!

Hey!

2008-12-23T10:13:00.000-08:00

Hey, it is Dani Brady with my new blog. Where I will just be updating what happens. There will be many funny, sad and happy things in my new blog. Just stay tuned and you won't regret it!

FYI: My real name is Dani, but not Dani Brady. This is just a joke and none of this happened (maybe not yet :P)
^ For all the people who don't get it *wink wink*